Yes, let's hear it for the concubines! Ok, that's admittedly unfair, truth notwithstanding. But honestly, these women—like their male counterparts—define privilege. They are so far removed from the daily struggles that a majority of Americans face that every word that comes out of their mouth might as well be coming from a corporate sponsor (Hello, Goya photoshoot).

Seeing as corporations have long been ready for war to protect the structures that led their top executives to runaway wealth at the expense of everyone else, I suppose these women being ready for war is entirely redundant.